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Thursday, December 22, 2005

hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry


SOMEBODY SHOOT THE COWBOY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE





Reindeer meat today is prized for its rich flavor, tenderness and low fat content. Reindeer in Alaska also have been used to carry passengers, supplies and mail.

Ecologist Greg Finstad, manager of the university's Reindeer Research Program, said there are more than 25 roving herds on the peninsula and several Alaska islands, as well as a handful of fenced operations in the interior.

Reindeer are a domesticated subspecies of caribou, generally shorter, rounder and less skittish than their wild cousins. However, scores of them have run off with the wild Western Arctic caribou herd.

As many as 225,000 caribou spend winters in the region, according to Finstad, who has worked with herders to study the fugitive reindeer problem, monitoring some of the animals with radio and satellite collars.

"We've found a high mortality rate in those animals that left. Reindeer don't survive very long in a caribou world," where they are subject to rigors they never had to endure as domestic animals, he said.

The researchers are working to develop supplemental feed for the animals using mostly Alaska-grown ingredients. They're also studying how diet affects the quality of meat and the effect of climate change on the herds.

University scientists have collaborated with researchers from Norway, Sweden and Finland -- where reindeer are raised by the Sami indigenous people.

Reindeer meat is occasionally cooked at a test kitchen on campus, sometimes rated by the public in consumer surveys or analyzed by an evaluation panel trained to measure such factors as taste, flavor, tenderness and juiciness.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Christmas "Niggared" By Consumerism, Says Pope Guy


The Nativity scene helps us contemplate
the mystery of the love of God, which is
revealed to us in the poverty and simplicity of the
grotto
in Bethlehem.

Merry Xmas Simplicity! Feliz Navidad Poverty! i once knew a Santa Clause. i knew a Santa Clause of charity. i knew a Santa Clause of sick jokes. When the Santa Clause i knew used to bring our presents, a pair of shoes went for a little less than $100. Now it costs me a prayer. Now it costs me my moral lifeblood. Now even though its been at least 2 days since my last drop i have to stop slurping the water fountain in parking-level department stores and bow my head in silence while some employee recites Psalms over the p.a. system. This is a holiday? This is when people are on the best behavior? These are the saved?

Suggestion: lets cut the crap, Christmongrels. No more songs about ringing bells and saviors come and the motherfucking tannenbaum. Lets remove the muzzle. Lets feed the beast. Lets call the Christ Mas spade a spade and celebrate the High Holy One of



On my roof this morning the headline read QUALITY OF LIFE ERODES and the caption was a picture of the Hollywood sign. Today will be another bitch.